WONDERTAINER*

Wondertainer (progenis viral noun): A person or entity that creates provides unearthly experiences that causes alacritical feelings and or delight. This may cause Hallucinogenic symptoms, Laughter, Numbness in arms, Cheerfulness, Increased Blood Pressure, Buoyancy, Sudden Dancing, Vomiting, Sudden relief of pain, and or Death.
inter-spacial romance may be followed in this recording, Viewer discretion advised.In a universe, there can only exist one Wondertainer at a time, law issued by the Hydrangea, Formatted 2B 11 point C of the Federant Commission of Nations.Any inquiries about unlocal law can be followed up by the Contradictory committee of Not Existing.Protecting you from photophenetic psychological harm via cognitohazardous material in view while indulging in information is our ultimate aim. Not your safety.
( Source 1b: Not available )
( Source 5De: Was once available )
( Source 1: Will be available once manifested in current timeline )
( Non source 2: I do not promise this is not a link to a 3 hour long nature documentary. )

While not being helpful in the slightest, music has been found to be helpful while reading, which is why we put it at the bottom of this so you can listen to this calming classical piece after you have completed reading.With a undeterminable amount of unease,- CCNE